A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.
Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
by fernofry September 20, 2016
Get the biscuit bonesmug. A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.
Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.
by Frank Lesniak August 5, 2012
Get the heavenly biscuitmug. When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.
Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
by Smokeymcchad April 26, 2016
Get the Biscuit bodymug. A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags
by mr.basic December 10, 2016
Get the scrunge biscuitmug. Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.
(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.
by CBromberg March 26, 2017
Get the Skunk biscuitmug. To take a dump. (to poop)
by FlyingBrass November 9, 2013
Get the Drop a Biscuitmug. I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017
Get the Ripped Biscuitmug.