N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue September 26, 2007
1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.
2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.
2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.
by !!!___!!! September 25, 2020
When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.
Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
by Smokeymcchad January 15, 2016
A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags
by mr.basic December 11, 2016
by mswordsmith November 29, 2010
I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
by Grouchalouch March 04, 2017
Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.
by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014