the birds and the bees 

fücking

Tom gave Jane the birds and the bees

the birds and the bees by Corey Wood October 12, 2003

The Birds 

Meaning to catch instant feelings for someone unexpectedly. When an individual catches "The Birds", he or she may be very confused as to why they caught feelings but go along with them.

"Hey man I think Brendan has the birds for that Hannah chick."
"Yeah I know, he's been texting her every day for a week now after that party."

Brendan caught the birds.

The Birds by thegoobs21 March 29, 2015

blow birds 

to smoke weed

Dude lets get the band together and blow birds

blow birds by gridgator May 20, 2016

The birds and the bees 

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

/Breadbin Urie/

My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?
Me: When a man loves a woman ....

The birds and the bees by Nika_dww November 18, 2019

Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”

I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

Feed two birds with one seed by Professor Computer November 12, 2018

Nerd Birds

A term used to describe the gayest, lamest, and nerdiest team in all of baseball; the St. Louis Cardinals.

Did you know A-Mart is a Nerd Birds fan? What is she thinking? What a dork!

Nerd Birds by 59 Five November 17, 2011

flippin them birds 

f*@!in' them b!tchs

to my hommies who be flippin them birds

flippin them birds by Ballin in BA! February 5, 2003