Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.
“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”
by carolthebiggirl March 09, 2023
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Woag Yourself

Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.
Guy 1: Hey I tried to woag myself last night!
Guy 2: How would you even woag yourself?
by parbarling June 23, 2023
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Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.
Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!
by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 05, 2014
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Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself
by Vocabnerd October 30, 2020
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Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one
I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 10, 2018
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Friendzone Yourself

Basically just another way of saying masturbate
You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself
by Bbcnews December 06, 2021
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