fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011

bully bashing

Bully:

a : a blustering browbeating person; especially : one habitually cruel to others who are weaker

Bashing:
The act of bash or;
1: to strike violently : hit; also : to injure or damage by striking : smash

2: to attack physically or verbally <media bashing> <celebrity bashing>

Bully Bashing: v: When a victim / individual or group of victims / individuals decide to hunt the bully

"Tom was bully bashed today. He deserved it!"
"Lets go bully bashing. I cant wait to see Tom cry."

by DickGale August 29, 2013

eyelash bashing

When your eyelash game is so on point they get violent like

So then I bashed my eyelashes also known as eyelash bashing and BAM, I'm the father to twins now

by Fuckaduck007 April 8, 2016

Norma-Bating

When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.

‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’

Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.

by GambitSGH July 30, 2018

Track-bashing

Deep throated right to the base by a lady wearing braces or a retainer.

I had Missy service me in the front seat last night while stuck in traffic. Her braces don't bother me; I love a bit of track-bashing.

by sausage mcgee September 24, 2018

Hoe baiting

When a guy in a relationship leads a single girl on to feel better about himself or to have a safety net if his relationship goes south. The female version of this is Joe baiting.

Friend: Don’t let yourself trapped in Hoe baiting. He will never leave her!

by Word Smyth December 3, 2018

Joe baiting

When a girl in a relationship leads a single guy on to feel better about herself or to have a safety net if her relationship goes south. The male version of this is Hoe baiting.

Friend: Don’t let her trick you into Joe baiting you! She’s using you!

by Word Smyth December 3, 2018