When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.
"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"
by Big Dog Troy June 15, 2018
A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
by nickl140 July 27, 2012
“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"
by sasimax July 30, 2008
(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman
synonyms: Pacman
Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!
Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.
Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.
by Christiano January 09, 2007
"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."
by Chooch Master Flex February 02, 2010
A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.
by Bagel dogs for life March 28, 2009
by mediacrazy July 09, 2010