horny badger

when you pretend your hot cousin is your girlfriend/date.

yo bro, I did't pull a Horny Badger thats my real girlfriend!

by Brandon.Norr August 4, 2016

badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals

I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

by theanarchist July 21, 2013

Badger's Milk

Badger's Milk is a potent concoction shot of Wild Turkey 101, half & Half and Sabra Liqueur.

Badger's Milk was founded on February 25, 2012 at the Chandelier Bar located in the Cosmopolitan. Badger's Milk unleashed it's powerful vengeance on an unsuspected Party Crew, incapacitating all those who dared to consume the Badger's venomous Milky like substance.

Be WARNED. "The Honey Badger don't care!"

by Chewed Sideburn May 23, 2012

Money Badger

Representative Paul Ryan from Wisconsin, who is known for a budget that he claims will preserve current government programs without bankrupting the nation.

Even though the congress and the president made claims regarding stimulating the economy, the Money Badger did a thorough analysis that refuted their assertions.

by Puchin August 12, 2012

Badger Fighting

The act of ingaging in a vigorous make out session with a questionable girl.

Trey was caught badger fighting in the hallway.

by Tr1xSter December 3, 2011

Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018

Rabbi Badger

Or the 'Dancing badger' as it is known can be found in the deep lakes of Detroit, Michigan.

Floudering as it does, he wigga's and wagga's down wit da nigga's, 'wesssst-siiiiddddddde, west-siiiiiiiide', it be heard rapping, it can also beat box.

Jay-Z is one. And maaaaybe Busta Rhymes, hard to say, I haven't seen his balls...

by dekionplexis.com January 27, 2005