Awkward Pancakes

The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.

Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*

by Mooseyip July 9, 2010

Awkward Kid

kid or kids who commit a faux pas on a frequent basis thus making them appear awkward

did you see that awkward kid with the high heel and shorts at school?

by Alex J.G. January 1, 2009

Awkward Lean

An attempt to pose by leaning backwards to try and make oneself look better in a photo, however leans back too far and looks like they are about to fall over.

Very common in girls photos on social media websites.

That girl has an 'Awkward Lean'.

by nzsurferdude February 11, 2012

Awkward Dog

When a situation is so awkward, you go on all fours and bark like a dog to relieve the awkwardness.

Person 1: "I slept with your sister"
Person 2: "WHAT?!?"
Person 3: Awkward Dog

by Lamby W May 14, 2011

de-awkwardize

To make something less awkward.

That ice breaker worked really well to de-akwardize that meeting.
Laughing at yourself helps de-awkwardize an embarrassing moment.
Using a 45 degree angle instead of a 90 degree angle helped de-awkwardize that corner.

by Jen and Katie January 7, 2008

awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009

Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.

by Ralph March 22, 2005