Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.

Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.

by El Holdo July 28, 2009

Awkward Pancakes

The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.

Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*

by Mooseyip July 08, 2010

Awkward Kid

kid or kids who commit a faux pas on a frequent basis thus making them appear awkward

did you see that awkward kid with the high heel and shorts at school?

by Alex J.G. January 01, 2009

awkward gorilla

A gesture performed during an awkward situation. The performer beats his hands on his chest and makes Donkey Kong-esque noises. This is usually followed by staring at the ground and creating more awkwardness or running after an Italian.

I couldn't remember that girl from work's name, so I just pulled an awkward gorilla and ran after a pizza delivery guy.

by devlinseven August 25, 2009

Awkward Dog

When a situation is so awkward, you go on all fours and bark like a dog to relieve the awkwardness.

Person 1: "I slept with your sister"
Person 2: "WHAT?!?"
Person 3: Awkward Dog

by Lamby W April 23, 2011

awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

by Urban Dictionary December 06, 2007

Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.

by Ralph March 23, 2005