August 5th

A good boy or girl was born and they will become rich when they are 20

August 5th is a good day

by Tallica October 28, 2019

August 16

If you are born on august 16th you have a huge cock. We’re talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on august 16th you are very lucky.

“He’s born on august 16th, he must have a huge dick”

by DardyOrse October 14, 2019

August 24

You the most funniest and dumbest person ever, you will be the class clown

Wow they are really funny they must be born on august 24

by Papichulo10169 November 2, 2019

August 2nd

August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.

Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "

by Jesus mk2 July 8, 2021

Augusto

A EPIC dude. He is awesome.

Someone: Augusto is awesome

by Sh00ter March 13, 2012

August 2nd

Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.

“Are you born on August 2nd?”
“Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”

by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019

august 12

a day where the shrek babies are born

lillians birthday is august 12

by oats4goats64 December 3, 2020