australia

Pretty cool place overall. If you can't decide between backpacking in SE Asia or joining a frat, then do the east coast of Oz. Heard the West coast is amazing but didn't make it personally. Watch out for schoolies in Byron.

In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.

As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.

Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.

Steve from Brissy: "G'day you bloody yank! Footy?"

Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."

John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."

Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"

Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"

Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!

by Polar Spank September 26, 2005

australian smoke mask

The male participant rests his balls onto his partner's eyes and then proceeds to leak a gassy one into the reciever's mouth.

Me and my girlfriend had an argument so i told her that i would give her a suprise to make it up to her. She wasn't very pleased when she found out that her surprise was an australian smoke mask.

by dan barness December 28, 2009

Australian Helicopter

The act of ejaculating on the female's hair and the female whipping her hair in a circular motion.

Guy 1: Did you give her an Australian Helicopter ?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by Thunder&Tim August 15, 2011

australian cowboy

When having anal sex with a female right before ejaculation grab her hair tight and yell out her sisters name. If she does not have a sister her mothers, best friends, or daughters name will do. Then hold on tight for the ride.

I gave Becca an Australian cowboy last night and stayed on almost eight seconds.

by stewb April 25, 2014

A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.

Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?

by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022

Australian Mohican

A mohican shape shaving of the pubic hair.

(A mohican down under)

G'day John, banged a bitch last night with a great Australian Mohican.

by iTz Mr UnKnOwN August 29, 2009

Australian Raspberry

Named after the raspberry where one wiggles your finger across your lips when blowing air.
When a man and woman have been having really rough sex and when he pulls out, she's queefing and the man wiggles his finger across her meat curtains.

My girlfriend kept making fun of me coming too fast so when we were fucking the other day, I gave her an australian raspberry.

by aiislyn July 5, 2012