Asshat

When a condom gets lost inside of your ass, and after when you try to shit it out the the little bit of latex that dangles out of your asshole,it is called an asshat.

"He was embarrassed about the asshat he just could not get rid of."

by Nightember July 5, 2009

assuation

when you find yourself staring at three or more beautiful young female asses all wearing yoga pants you are in an assuation.

I found myself in an assuation while stopped at a traffic signal viewing four perfect college female asses.

by bigrollo October 12, 2013

asshatt

a self centered lounge owner on fubar who thinks there better than everyone else.

puff puff pass lounge owner,voodoo lounge owner,erotic seduction's lounge owner all of which are asshatts

by camaro08 April 28, 2009

assram

1. macis's cock
2. any tool used to create a flappy ass

mike assrammed jorge until flappy.

by jorge March 12, 2004

asshat

1.the paper ring, usually pulled from behind the toilet, in public restrooms, to situate yer ass on as u drop the deuce.

2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.

1.i had to drop a deuce so bad i forgot to put on the asshat and got herpes on my ass from the toilet seat.

2.george bush is such an asshat.

by bild January 23, 2007

assrape carravan

A toothpaste for toddlers that'll make mothers smile while they watch their loved ones take a shot in the mouth from a 400 pound japanese rapper

Did you see little maggie get that assrape carravan? I wish someone would give me an assrape carravan. I want to sleep next to an assrpae carravan. I give out assrape carravans daily.

by joaystick December 29, 2007

Asshat

A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)

pass me the remote you asshat

by maxnewt January 23, 2007