Soon

Never gonna fuckin happen

Mines is "coming soon" on hypeup.com

by large_gaping_vaginal_canal March 21, 2023

Comming soon

A term which is often used by staff in the hope everyone forgets about it.

Hypixel's guild update is comming soon, just wait another 10 years, thanks.

P.S: This messages were all copy pasted.

by Krakaka January 25, 2017

soon

a term coined by the xtrabytes team which means pretty much: never / go fuck yourself

Hey guys we are gonna get the patent soon. Borz is nearly done drawing pictures of elephants and tigers

by CCRevolution July 2, 2018

Soon

Used by Lana Del Rey to piss off her stans and to imply that she has no clue when somethings going to come out.

" I can't wait to see you soon! Probably in 2030 haha"

by Ldr85 October 22, 2020

ah soon

Random Chinese guy whose name you have forgotten

Chang: Hey, do you know where May will be tonight?
Boon: Yeah, she's going to dinner with that guy, eh what's his name, errr ... Ah Soon

by charsiewpau January 4, 2018

Tian Soon

Any chinese person with this name is a professional panties ripper. He is always on the look out for girls to rip their panties off. Usually very good at tetris.

That guy is a tian soon! stay away from him to save your panties.

by SDWE11 November 23, 2021

Soon

An Unknown time period that an Wildcard Developer uses to explain a release date. It could be 2 hours or possibly 2 years.

We will have a console update for players soon, we haven’t forgot about you!

by ConsoleSoon November 3, 2023