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arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!
by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011
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Arizona Sandbag

The act of burying a woman's face in sand, finishing in a woman, then filling her vagina up with sand
Cindy and I went to the desert and she let me give her an Arizona Sandbag
by CheeseOnMyWilly June 5, 2023
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arizona aesthetic

An aesthetic that is particularly reminiscent of the stretchy, sandy, desertous terrain, and long, dry roads, and sparse gas stations of Arizona. Think "The Long Drive" or especially "Road 96".
Gamer: "The Arizona aesthetic in this game is great. I love the car models."
Gamer 2: "I agree, really like the sound design of the trucks going by."
by .Zuren June 23, 2023
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Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason
You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.
by hustwe January 18, 2023
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Arizona Saddlebags

Tying two or more used and filled condoms to the ends of a twirly "Doc Holiday" style moustache.
Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.
by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024
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Arizona smoked hot dog

The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog
by Redneck Bois #RHEC February 8, 2024
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Arizona

A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!

But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.

Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.
by enfant terrible April 19, 2023
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