anal princess

A young female that has recently began to enjoy Anal sex

Dude my girlfriend is becoming an anal princess

by Jkdragon May 3, 2014

Anal rampage

When two consenting adults enjoy getting buck wild in each others rectal cavity using fingers, fists,shoes,plungers,butt plugs,baseball bats, nerf balls and other misc househould kitchen items for the soul purpose of being down right filthy on a random night anywhere in the world.

After the wild night of anal rampage, rene walked with a limp

Since Scott decided to join in on his girlfriends request to play anal rampage, they keep losing the TV remote controls and other small household items.

Joe and Sarah played anal rampage last week and now have raging yeast infections in their butt cracks

by crazy ney ney April 5, 2010

anal fluid

The usually odourless fluid/mucus that leaks out of your ass after pro-longed anal stimulation. It isn't semen, but rather your own body's colon lubrication that has pooled up behind your anus expecting more rectal stimulation. Usually comes out in one large blob like a loogy. Beware of farting while this is inside of you.

Joan - "Boy, after Max reamed me for hours last night, I've done nothing but fart anal fluid."
Sally - "I know what you mean. For hours after a really long anal session with Joe I feel like I'm foaming at the ass!"

by Wobbly Joe January 5, 2008

anal invasion

when your ass is invaded by an unknown and/or unwanted visitor. much to your displeasure.

ahhhhh man. i was just analy invaded by jonny the rapist.

by tomass April 30, 2004

Anal Gps

The super accurate apparatus you have inserted in your rectum, that knows the exact position you are in and starts your vowel functions as you get close to your house/favorite bathroom.

Alfie: "Yo how far are we from home?"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"

by Senterstylemx January 15, 2011

anal strategist

One who expertly plans the tactical assault of an anus.

He's a bit camp. I bet he's an anal strategist.

by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

Anal Hockey

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".

Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.

by BusterBill May 6, 2014