Allende

One of the undiscovered Gem of Trance industry. Unfortunately instead of appreciating his quality productions people prefer armin van buuren or tiesto.

guy 1 : Hey you heard Allende's tricky waters ?
guy 2 : Yeah ! that track is the 'shiznit !

guy 1 : Hey you heard Allende's winter leaves ?
guy 3 : Winter leaves ? whats that ? tiesto's new track
guy 1 : n00b

by Jacovasaur May 27, 2008

Allen

A person who is neither considered a person or a dog

Allen is one of the most interesting people to defines

by Thatasiandude7 February 10, 2019

Tim Allen

1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape.

The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.

2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.

Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy.

by AJ Rabaioli October 28, 2009

Christopher Allen Gonzalez

A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Christopher Allen Gonzalez's true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.See More

Christopher Allen Gonzalez is simply amazing

by Mr.B1g November 26, 2010

Tim Allen

Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.

Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?

jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.

by Cult3 January 21, 2009

Allannia

A gorgeous, funny and nice girl with breathtaking brown eyes. When you look into those sparkly brown eyes it's like you've found your soulmate.

Breathtaking brown eyes! I guess that's Allannia

by Allannia November 19, 2014

Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014