Alcocohol

The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk.

Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.

Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008

Alcohol

It is shit and can turn even the nicest man in to a idiotic simpleton and promotes violence and arrogance and makes to forget about problems that need solving otherwise you could get kicked out of your house.

Alcohol can cause a person to rape or beat another person or start doing bad stuff or being stupid.

by some one with sense February 18, 2014

alcoa sombrero

AKA "tinfoil hat," connotes that someone is a conspiracy theorist.

I don't mean to put on the Alcoa Sombrero, but these falling gas prices may be an election year stunt.

by DocJ October 7, 2006

alchoflop

when your so drunk, you cant get a boner LOL!

go out, pull i chick, take her home... and alchoflop UL M7!!

by mrskag April 22, 2007

Alco-troll

A woman who is Chugly, even through high powered beer-goggles!

Heyyy duuude, check out that Alco-troll over there. I think I'll opt for the Ménage a Moi

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

alco-whore

A person who can be bought with quality alcoholic beverages.

Don't worry, she'll definitely sit down with you if you schedule the meeting at that new microbrewery. She's a total alco-whore, especially for pale ales.

by Lou Conrad May 15, 2008

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009