Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.
by Trippin Zhang September 9, 2023
Get the Albert Wengmug. Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay
Someone who gets female attention without even trying
Someone who gets female attention without even trying
by Smsislwm sms March 28, 2021
Get the Albertmug. The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.
He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets
He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets
Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017
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Get the Colin Albertmug. 
by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011
Get the Pulled an Albertsmug.