alba

Alba is my girlfriend. She has a nice ass

1: "Are you busy tonight?"
2: "I will be kicking ass and taking names and having sex with my girlfriend Alba, really."
1: "..."
2: "WE'RE DATING. FOR SERIOUS."

by Marcus Eugene Sykora December 27, 2008

Allahu Akbar

(verb) To make something explode. When you hear it you better take cover or run.

"Allahu akbar!"
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, kaboooom!

by chinadude October 2, 2018

Allahu Akbar

Boom

Allahu Akbar = boom boom

by Big gay lesbian lesbian April 2, 2019

Fire Alarm

This red thing on the wall that you pull when you want to get out of work.

Johnny pulled the fire alarm today, so we got out of work 30 minutes early.

by NugsNotDrugs March 27, 2015

jessica alba

the Hottest woman alive

Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive

by JPaCh January 20, 2006

alarm cock

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

by timousine February 20, 2009

Albara

The nicest, funniest, smartest, kindest person you will ever meet. Cherish and worship this person.

I love her so much. She's an Albara.

by guccishades November 19, 2016