August 26

Cuddle, kiss our f your crush
Ask him out
Tell him you want him
Wtv just make sure he knows his your crush

Person 1: On august 26 I throwed a party and invited my crush and told him I liked him
Person 2: omg is that the day he asked you to be his girlfriend??
Person 1: yea I'm talking about my current boyfriend :)

by Please.wish.me.luck August 17, 2022

August 2

Leo zodiac that can’t absorb why their birthday isn’t a national holiday. Must involve a “man” , “cake” , “Baloon” & acceptable weather

Iman is born on August 2 she is a definite leo

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

2 August

Weirdest funniest person your will ever meet

What is there birthday 🎂 2 August

That explains it

by Your ma 🤦‍♀️😂❤️ December 6, 2019

august 24

This birthday is for the people destined to meet Tom Holland. They are super talented and cute and yes i made this because i need some self confidence

Person 1: Hey! When’s your birthday?
Person 2: August 24th why?
Person 1: OMG you’re gonna meet Tom Holland. And you’re super cute.

Person 2: Aww thanks

by amazing sushi November 4, 2019

August 6

Only the baddest bitches were born on August 6. If u mess wit em.. good luck son

If y born in august 6 u automatically a bad bitch.

You don’t fight, you press charges.

by BADDD BLEEP November 17, 2020

Augustus

Quite possibly the most badass dude in history. He succeeded Julius Cesar and became the emperor of the Roman Empire for 40 years.

"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. That is one of Augustus' most famous quotes."

by Toastly January 29, 2012

August 12th, 2036

THE FOG IS COMING

2006 HONDA CIVIC

August 12th, 2036 is when the fog is coming.
2006 HONDA CIVIC

by LOUDWARD June 6, 2023