accidangle

noun- when a sick deke, fake, or move is performed in hockey from a player with no stickhandling ability whatsoever

Dave- "How did he get around that guy?"
Kevin- "Dude's got some serious accidangles."

by wolfpackpride March 15, 2011

accidincest

accidental incest; when one has sex with a girl/guy, only to later find out that person is a long-lost brother, sister, cousin, etc. occurs most often in white-trash families in the deep south

Joe Bob: "Cletus had sex with Brandy, only to discover she was his sister, and they had been separated when they were both babies."

Billy: "HAHA! He had accidincest! What a creep."

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 7, 2011

abrid

absolutely + ridiculous. just another conjoined word showcasing supreme laziness. for another example search abfab

I'm so distracted right now it's abrid

by Frnchy December 2, 2013

accidental wookie

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

by sintralkai April 19, 2016

Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude

"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"

by idiotperson February 28, 2017

spittin' acid

the result of having too much hot sauce and having it burn like HELL when you go diahria

AAH, i'm fucking spittin' acid. Mom get some god damn toilet paper!

by COCK OOPS I MEAN COOK May 6, 2010

Battery acid

When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid

Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...

by Battery acid king May 23, 2021