account for

a statement of reasons, causes, etc., explaining some event.

US Virgin Islands: Coral reefs only cover 0.2% of the ocean floor, but account for 25% of all marine species.

by Lithus November 5, 2017

jeff from accounting

A piece of shit

You know who you are Jeff from accounting, you know who you are.

by The crown tundra69 August 4, 2020

Spicy Accountant

Usually a young woman who finds ways to subsidise her living style / travelling by providing sexual favours to older men with a lot of money (Sugar daddy).

"Oh so that's how Makayla manages to travel to all these places - she's a spicy accountant!"

by DukeWilfred July 12, 2025

Fact Account

A Twitter account that shitposts about a certain character/object. They usually leave the fact community and turn into a parody account after they spend a while in the fact community.

Person 1: I heard you own a fact account. How is it?
Person 2: It's alright, but the community has some drama going on right now.

by Macabitz September 7, 2021

Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

Set up account

Amongst stans, a "Set up account" is a fake account on the internet that pretends to like an artist they actually hate and says awful things, so the awful things are automatically associated with the artist they dislike

She's being too irrational, it's probably a set up account

by anonymous July 4, 2025

Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023