Absent

The word used to describe your fathers leave. The word used to put shit in ones mouth. Absent the literal term, shitting on another's face just because. Like a dad who went to get the milk.

You had an absent father figure.
He absented.
His absent was immaculate.
She enjoyed his absent.

by RomeosHindu May 2, 2023

Abso-posi-lutely

Absolutely + Positively-> Abso-posi-lutely
(If you use this word often, you either have a large vocabulary OR you're just Redd White from Bluecorp. Just don't say this word in front of Phoenix Wright unless you want to undergo some serious cross-examination.)

"I am abso-posi-lutely perfect! End of story."

by MissREdRosette121 May 11, 2023

absofruitly

Absolutely, but make it gay. Best used around your queer friends who will appreciate this new seasoning in your speech.

Person A: Look at this person, they're so hot right?

Person B: Absofruitly.

by rizzington May 26, 2023

Absofkglutely

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023

absofitly

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

by funnygp September 27, 2023

Abrona

The DON.
The one and only long toes. If you fuck with them they will flog the fuck out of you and go to prison. But don't fuck with their friends cause they will be even more pissed

Damn Abrona is such a legend.

You shouldn't of fucked with abrona.

by anonymous October 13, 2023

Abhon

Someone who:
- An NRI from some irrelevant state in the USA (e.g. Nebraska, Wyoming, Wisconsin, etc.)
- Originally from all over South India (Tamil Nadu, Karnataka, Andhra, etc.)
- Wastes his south indian genes chasing girls
- Has a fat bunda

"Yo man, stop being such a Abhon"

by Tha Yes October 17, 2023