Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby

My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness

by Fat bag May 26, 2021

Weeaboo Abortion

The act of carrying an undesired pregnancy to term, and then depositing the newborn child into a coin-operated locker.

"Hey Mike! What ever happened to that bastard you fathered?"
"Shortly after giving birth, my mistress decided to do a Weeaboo Abortion at the YMCA. No child support from me!"

by Miku39 July 2, 2022

Southern Abortion

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.

Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.

by Byond86 October 16, 2012

Arby's Abortion

When you eat so much Arby's food, that you need it to surgically cut from your stomach and pulled out, like that of an abortion.

"Oh My God I ate three roast beef sandwiches AND two orders of curly fries doused in horsey sauce! I need an ARBY'S ABORTION!"

by Molly O. December 16, 2005

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

Mexican-Abortion

When carring a child that you do not want it get a "mexican abortion". Go to Mexico and hang from a chin up bar. Then have the locals take sticks and beat the shit out of you ovaries to abort the fetus.
Cheap? Yes.
Illegal? No
Reliable? You bet.

"Yeah so I got a Mexican-Abortion yesturday"
"Oh my god, like totally"

by Zephyrgust March 22, 2008

Mexican Abortion

The procces of giving an abortion with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap. First you reach up the vag with the coat hanger and pull the baby out then you slap the baby onto the mouse trap and the abortion is complete without having to go to the doctor.

Andrew gave his mother a mexican abortion last night and guess what she had twins.

by I EatedTheKitty March 18, 2011