Appelbaum

Rapist. He fucked a student at prestigious school but was a chill guy.

He such an Appelbaum with the bitches.

by Yuying April 23, 2018

Appalachian Avalanche

Defacating through a hole cut in a hammoc, while someone lays beneath said hammoc.

Chris enjoys receiving Appalachian Avalanches on the regular!

by Doug Social June 25, 2023

Political Appearance

When your significant other has a party that will be attended by people that you either don't know, or don't care about. You don't want to go, but you go anyway to safe face and/or give the illusion that you don't hate them.

Wife: "You can't do that Saturday, we have that Scrubs-themed costume party at the Smiths' that evening."

You: "I'll go, but I'm only making a political appearance."

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Coworker (sarcastically): "So, I'll see you at the holiday party, eh?"

You: "I dunno, I overheard my boss talking about possible promotions. I think it's worth at least making a political appearance."

by sm4k December 2, 2010

appalachian

To spew epithets about a person's ethnic or cultural background, while at the same time holding oneself up as highminded and respectable. Common on some internet discussion forums.

That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.

by Bemused Observer July 30, 2008

appel

^the same as the one above except even fatter

she eats everything

by blahh December 11, 2003

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an extramarital affair in another country, especially South America.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail last week and didn't tell anyone where he was, but he's really really sorry about it.

by Ken Starr June 24, 2009

appalachian

To spew epithets about a person's ethnic or cultural background, while at the same time holding oneself up as highminded and respectable. Common on some internet discussion forums.

That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.

by Bemused Observer July 23, 2008