A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021
Get the Ass Elfmug. A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.
by BourbonCream December 16, 2013
Get the tree elfmug. 
A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022
Get the Santa’s Elfmug. by Old Wise Elf Meebop July 6, 2021
Get the old wise elf meebopmug. Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Head Elfmug. Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.
How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
by Django Elf March 21, 2021
Get the Little elfmug.