almond eater

Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.

That almond eater won't stop staring at us.

He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.

by YourMotherHo February 4, 2010

Almost Casual Thursday

That point near the end of the week in which you can no longer muster the effort to dress in full professional garb so you hit the bare minimum requirements of the office dress code. Attire typically consists of khakis or chinos, and a mix of colors and / or patterns that almost match.

Typical Almost Casual Thursday wardrobe: striped shirt, argyle sweater, chinos, and polka dotted socks, all in nearly the same color spectrum but with just enough variance to cause mild vertigo under those energy-saver lights at work.

by merry_wit December 14, 2012

alofore

big fat racist with no sense of brainpower.

he reminds me of alofore

by Cluft January 29, 2020

Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

by Panda Bear 43 October 22, 2020

Alfonso

Alfonso -

A tall but at the same time short and is very handsome and you need to date him if you ever meet an Alfonso and take him into the bed with you and get butt naked booty bouncing then he will love you he is kind and generous to everyone.

by Peen is good for you November 22, 2021

Alfonso C

Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.

Girl: Hey we should hangout sometimes.
Alfonso C: Sure in Bed
Girl: Umm Nevermind.

by Lebron12345 September 14, 2022

girls that eat almonds

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.

Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021