Absolute Boy

The term “absolute boy” is often used as a slang expression to describe someone who is admired for their savagery or celebrated for their aggressive actions, dirtbag personality, or general degenerate vibe. It typically conveys a sense of endearment and respect.

The definition can vary depending on context, but generally, an “absolute boy” is:
• A legend or hero: Someone who stands out for their drinking skills, distasteful humour and love for their boys.
• Unapologetically themselves: Someone genuine and confident in their dirtbag identity.
• Unreliable and fun: A person who brings energy, joy, or discouragement to those around them.

Nicole: “Did that guy over there chug that beer in one gulp?”

Jon: “Yeah , he always chugs his first Guinness of the day. Fucking Legend. He’s my Absolute Boy”

by Dirtbag6969 December 15, 2024

Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun

Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

Absolutely Jacked

Broghan.

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.

by Steenmachine December 24, 2021

no yeah absolutely

An even stronger version of the Midwestern phrase "no yeah",

No yeah absolutely, I'll be there Saturday even if I have to do the evening chores.

by billybattleaxe August 22, 2019

Absolute Bombo

An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution

The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B

by Awisi Pussy June 13, 2022

absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016

absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites

Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009