T-Flats

Short form of "Tijuana Flats", a really excellent Mexican Restaurant chain known for their Hot Sauce Bar, with crazy names for each hot sauce.
Let's grab lunch at T-Flats. I love their "Smack My Sweet Ass and Call Me Sally" hot sauce.
by Megan77 January 18, 2008
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Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.
Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"
by CatEarthFTW May 01, 2018
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flat lander

a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.
the flat landers are takeing over vermont
by hilltop henry March 27, 2003
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The earth is flat

No its not
Timmy: The earth is flat
Jimmy: Its a sphere u smartass
by tecopux November 09, 2021
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flat tongue

The act of pressing ones tongue against the lower backbone of your woman, then drawing, with your tongue of course, a wet, sloppy path to her bellybutton. Also known as the Backbone to Bellybutton kiss.
Dood, that chick is soo hot, I would flat tongue her after she ran a marathon, stink and all.
by Stroq November 16, 2006
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Flat Chips

Flat chips are what people commonly mistake for Fried Potato. Flat chips do not exist.
Charlie: Hey Ramzy, we should make some flat chips.
Ramzy: You mean fried potato?
Charlie: Yes, sorry for mixing that up. Flat chips do not exist.
by GenRaam June 08, 2012
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Flat Bitches

This refers to those hoes who think they down to fuck but they don't got the rack. Like they don't even got oranges up there.
Man you lucky you skipped last night, they were some flat bitches.
by marma_lade November 19, 2019
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