Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a lip packed with dip so the dip juice gets on the shaft. Popularized by The Goons. Typically seen in hillbilly communities.

"Yeah my cousin gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night."
"Oh nice did she use Copenhagen."

by Hackerax October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a person give oral sex with a mouth full of chewing tobacco which then leads to your duck looking like a lawn clipping filled turd

“Dude last night after I fucked my cousin she gave me the best sloppy Dallas ever!”

by Suckymypeeny October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

The sloppy Dallas is the act of getting a blowy by a mouth full of dip.

Preferably Peanut butter or specifically McDonald’s BBQ sauce.

Hey step blarg would you like to receive a sloppy Dallas?

by Borekaspitriott October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl who has packed a fat lip of dip and slobbers on your shaft.

That bitch gave me a sloppy dallas and my schlong looked like a freshly cut lawn.

by DudeAss October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a chick packs a mouthful of dip and proceeds to give oral sex. The penis afterwards is covered with dip. Thus, a sloppy dallas.

"Hey stepbro? Can I give you a sloppy dallas?"
"Sure, make sure it's Copenhagen though."

by TheMainMan4211 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip of dip and gives you a blow job.

Me and the wife were on the tractor and all of a sudden she rips off my pants and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner takes an entire can of dip in their mouth, and proceeds to give a blowjob

I wasn't really into Ashley, then she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by Yeezius October 16, 2020