step-kitty

A step-kitty is a cat belonging to your partner who you do not live with. The cat doesn't belong to you, but since it's your partner's, you kind of love it as one of your own. Basically sort of the cat version of step-kids.

When I came home after visiting my boyfriend, my cat was upset because she smelled my step-kitty's scent.

My step-kitty gets excited whenever I come over because she loves her step-mommy.

by poopie69 July 27, 2020

Step One

The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!

So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!

by Tayan December 13, 2020

Step Dike

A lesbian female that resembles a male, who dates a single mother and loves the child as if it were their own....They create a family.

Daniel left Tisha and her 3 kids, but Ebony proposed to tisha and now Ebony is officially a step dike.

by Lovelylilass April 27, 2017

Step chickens

A beautiful cult. Worship the MoTher hen. Do it . 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

Jeremy: Hey!
Will:hey!
Jeremy: R u a step chicken

Will:no....
Jeremy: I will kill u 🐔
It is a word used for step chickens

by Step chicken shall rise 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 June 2, 2020

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

Door-Stepping

To force entry and assault.

Someone should think about door-stepping that low-life.

by LastRationale September 29, 2018