Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

mat vip

mat vip

hi mat vip

hi person

by thefogiscoming5885 February 26, 2023

mat azzim

such a sucker person. very lazy dumb person and take advantages on others. fit for magician. people very dislike him.

micheal : i'm on duty with mat azzim :(

man : Oh god ! poor you, mat azzim is fucking lazy person. It's like you will do the duty alone.

micheal : @#$_&-+ 😤

by Pedragon warrior April 23, 2018

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 12, 2023