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mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can
by Alfredo X October 28, 2010
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modest mouse

a mouse who refrains from shaving any or all of its fur.
by bigposerhead December 1, 2004
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Mouse over

To use the mouse to move the screen curser over a spot or area of the computer screen.
Mouse over the text block and it will appear.
by Anducci January 2, 2009
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mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.
Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.
by col.panik June 15, 2011
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Butt mouse

The lint ball that runs down your leg when taking a shower. Originates from the crack of your butt.
I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.
by greyhat January 5, 2015
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mouse cheese

Contrary to popular belief, mice really aren't all that crazy about cheese. Sure, they might eat it if there's nothing else around -- a hungry mouse can't be too picky -- but it's far from his favorite food.

If you happen to have a pet mouse, keep in mind that feeding him cheese could even be harmful as cheese is not a natural part of the mouse diet. Stick to fresh fruits and veggies along with high quality mouse pellets to maximize nutrition, with a few sweets and grains thrown in as an occasional treat.
This mouse cheese in the trap is sure to catch no mice
by 123blip June 18, 2018
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Mouse Hawk

Mouse Hawk- A hawk that devours mice; also known as the mouse owl.

Also a hawk that lives solely on mice.
I just watched a Mouse Hawk feed..It was awesome...
by Brandon Killi November 5, 2005
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