Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit
“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi
by Eggie Benis November 24, 2023
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Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like
Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi
by speadson December 28, 2024
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Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
by Paintbait August 09, 2020
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Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
by reallifeluper January 05, 2017
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gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023
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Kiwi Gang

Fandom of pianist Costantino Carrara, named on 14 April 2021, during a live stream
by Cassius_☺ April 24, 2021
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Cutting a kiwi

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it
by joshuaNHL October 11, 2023
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