Dragon Dildo

A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.

My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.

by Nargacuga King August 28, 2017

flaming dildo

When a girl has been gang-Banged for over one hour straight and can no longer see clearly, and in severe cases she will see the dildos inserted into her vagina on fire, and will scream and moan, but nobody else realizes it, as she's been moaning the whole time.

Me and my friends fucked this bitch, and she started seeing flaming dildos

by Fuckmaster69 December 13, 2013

dildo shover

someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm

pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones

by the master 2345 December 9, 2008

The dildo boots

Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.

"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"

by lg June 14, 2004

codys dildo

the weakest dildo a girl can use... very small and batteries dont last long... 2cm long 1cm around

i was forced to use codys dildo last night... it SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by iamcody November 22, 2011

Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.

1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.

by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016

Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.

My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.

by Kilbird September 22, 2017