David

has a short dick and is ugly and has ligma

david has ligma.

by 21001 February 26, 2019

David

David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.

Stop being a David

by Ask.Me June 7, 2018

David

Usually a dirty Mexican who can’t pronounce his words correctly. He is very short compared to his friends and is unsocial around new people. He can’t seem to find a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries and is always depressed about it.

Hey David, why so lonely?

by BoshBoiken March 3, 2020

David

David usually has a big booty and likest to put on makeup and also has a short temper.

David is so annoying

by Jsjv April 16, 2019

davide

Commonly known as a repulsive Italian ranga with a freakish amount of body hair in places where hair is not meant to be. similar to that of a orangutang found in any zoo. Obviously this davide has never heard of deoderant and thinks he is such a great "ladies man" and soccer player when in fact he is neither. And probably has never heard of a razor.

"oh my god i was at party last night where some davide tried to slip a roofie in my drink'

i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.

i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.

by HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN June 17, 2009

David

David is a bitch with no souls and sucks dick every where.

ugh George is such a David

by George Guerrero December 7, 2016

David

An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.

Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"

by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018