Diaper pod

A fully loaded disposable diaper taped shut often resembling a football.

Oh no! The dog grabbed the diaper pod out of the trash.

by chessnutroastingonanopenfire February 21, 2012

Diaper Pussy

Senior citizen pussy. That pussy ain't wrinkled even though the rest of it looks like a catchers mitt.

Nasty ass Tobias is looking for a date at the assisted living facility again. He must be fiendin' for some of that diaper pussy.

by Mr Tinkl3s May 7, 2013

Diaper Power

Mostly used in diaper fettish* Diaper power is the power from within your asshole to create a spiritual diaper around, sealing all shit from escaping.

I was walking in the park shitting my pants as always, until i unlocked diaper power.

by McDonalds' Staff July 2, 2016

Diaper Digger.

Someone who has a baby with someone just to get all the benefits of a place to live, marriage benefits ect. But cares for no one but themselves. A domestic GoldDigger

"Chelsea just got married and had a baby out of nowhere! Wasn't she living with her parents?"

"She doesn't even like that guy. Man, what a diaper digger."

by LittleMissUnderstanding April 12, 2016

Diaper Stain

The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.

Hey look over there, Mike's got a major diaper stain

by iminpampers May 20, 2011

Diaper Rich

Basically means you have a lot of money and a huge dick.

I'm so Diaper Rich I wear diamond encrusted Trojan Magnums.

by Brad Farkas March 19, 2014

Sniper Diaper

A pouch or diaper worn by professional snipers to increase ammo carrying capacity and/or accuracy

Eazy-e, the local "Neighborhood Sniper," prefered to where Huggies brand sniper diapers when he sniped fools.

by Gangster@$$Boi October 21, 2008