CJ

To any Brit or Commonwealth citizen over the age of forty-something, "CJ" refers to a bombastic, opinionated, clueless boss full of false bonhomie - Reginal Perrin's boss in "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin".

"CJ: I didn't get where I am today by ........"
"Yes CJ, No CJ"

"Yes CJ, of course CJ, at once"

by Leetel Jeem January 25, 2019

CJ

CJ is an adorable cat who sadly ran away from home. His owner thought she had found him in a graveyard but it was not him... instead it was the BTEC CJ and not the Master's Degree CJ!

Where is the Master's Degree CJ!?

by evieiscute July 6, 2020

CJ

A badass soccer player with a bunch of awesome friends, CJ is the coolest dude and the funniest mas snicker ever

Did you see CJ today, he scored 36 737 019 521 goal in soccer today

by Grebbis June 14, 2016

Cj

This cj he’s Avery kind guy with a big dick , it’s so big it can’t fit in his paints . Some people call him big daddy cj .He’s very athletic and very smart and intelligent

Yoo that’s cj he just took my bitch but I’m glad he gave her back

by Ceajay November 23, 2021

CJ ah statement

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.

*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”

by Arusch September 3, 2025

Niamh and cj

Niamh and cj are best friends for life. They will never leave each others sides. Cj is a tall, brown haired girl and Niamh is a medium height, light brown haired girl. Cj has lots of friends around school, and knows lots of people. Niamh on the other hand, is quite the opposite. She has a limited amount of friends around school and knows barely any people outside of it. Cj has had lots of relationships that have ended badly because people use her. Niamh can tell when the person is bad, she just can. Niamh is never in a relationship. She is very socially awkward and doesn't like other people. Cj is brilliant of school and Niamh is not. Niamh and cj go most places together, and get quite depressed when apart for long periods of time. They are made for eachother and love eachother so so much. Neef and ceej

Look at Niamh and cj over there, they look like the best of friends!

by Neeeeeeffff 😊🍁 January 22, 2019

CJ

A “CJ” typically refers to douche career firefighter or service member who is surrounded by other men all times of the day and is unable to repress the need to masturbate, henceforth earning the moniker “chronic jacker”. A CJ usually simps for mid internet celebrities.

Jake: yo how long has Riley been in the bathroom?
John: idk dude. You know hes a CJ
Jake: yeah I hear he ate one of Sydney Sweeneys bathwater soap bars

by SaucyNutz July 24, 2025