Chris

A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.

That man Chris, done fucked all the bitches.

by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016

Chris

A person who is always wrong.

Oh my gosh, you are being such a Chris right now.

by jayyykayyy May 31, 2018

Chris

Potato

Person 1: Potatoes
Chris: Goddamn it

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019

Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.

There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery

by Box brigade June 8, 2018

Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019

Chris

He’s a hot lookin guy but will cheat with u, in many ways, that’s because a lot of people like him.

Chris why are u cheating on me

by Fissticks January 19, 2020

chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.

Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.

by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016