skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
by ~Ebony~ March 21, 2007
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Sound of cancer

1. The sound of a Disability choir a tone deaf singer
2. The handicapped student screaming in the hallway

3. When you in Sacarment meeting (Church) and all you hear is crying.
1. All I could hear in that musical was the Sound of cancer.
2. Teacher! Close the classroom door before the Sound of cancer gets louder!

3.I hate church, all I hear is toddlers producing the Sound of cancer
by Dentor February 17, 2020
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Cancer Testicle

A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.
Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far
by TheeScribe May 01, 2020
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puppet cancer

1. A form of cancer that, when contracted, transforms you into a puppet version of yourself.
"Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. Cancer for puppets.
"Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"
1. "Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. "Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"
by Chris Amigo June 10, 2014
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Cancer Groupies

People who get off on another person's disease and/or death. Someone who wasn't around before the said "problem".
For example, Nicole and Emily commented on Tiffany's facebook wall telling her how she is such a strong person for going through this battle with cancer but where were they all the years before? They are nothing but cancer groupies.
by anticancergroupies November 03, 2010
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Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.
You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.
by Dashie tribe May 08, 2019
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Moral Cancer

A condition, person or event that attaches to your morality and slowly eats away at it until you eventually become amoral.
Rose was perfectly normal until Shawn turned her on to the Urban Dictionary, now its become her moral cancer.
by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011
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