Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!

The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".

by WordBaron August 31, 2009

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hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 13, 2010

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cooter hole

A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.

Katie's Cooter Hole has claimed the dicks of 13 men

by Nipdickcoothole November 06, 2014

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Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

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Kory Hole

Same as a Glory Hole, except you put your butt up to the hole.

Dana went to the restroom and discovered a man presenting his butt up to a Glory Hole. Dana exclaimed, "A-yo! That's no Glory Hole, that's a Kory Hole!

by CSUChicoCrops February 08, 2014

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