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Ski’s Mom

Ski’s Mom is a really nice lady that takes it from all kinds of men. Especially Ski’s friends at work.
I really love Ski’s Mom she is really good in bed! She takes it like a champ!
by Leonidas Alan May 16, 2018
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ski-yeet

ski-yeet
by ike poll March 13, 2019
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Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.
I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!
by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021
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Dirty skiing

When a girl does double anal penetration and then goes skiing (giving both guys hand jobs) getting shit on her hands, dirty skiing.
Last night Maria went dirty skiing with Nick and Josh until their snow blew everywhere.
by Nightrainjosh May 3, 2016
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ski dream

The act requires 3 people in a bed sleeping next to each other, and the two people on the outside must be men so the person in the middle can give each men a handjob. The goal is two make the two men on the outside feel like their dreams were about having great sex, but the person in the middle explains their dream was a family vacation skiing in the mountains.
1: "Wow! I just had a dream about having the greatest sex ever!"
2: "No way! I had that same dream too!"
3 "Sounds like fun, but my dream was about that skiing trip I had in the winter."
1&2: "Oh fuck...it was a ski dream."
by bsmoke18 February 3, 2018
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Lil Skies

An amazing rapper that makes sick songs like "Fr Fr" "World Rage" "Red Roses" etc.
Guy 1- My dude ave you heard "World Rage" by Lil Skies?
Guy 2- Yeah! It's epic!
by De Koning March 2, 2020
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Makeshift Skis

A lie that you hope will get you through something
I had to make some makeshift skis to get through that meaning
by MlgCatology July 25, 2015
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