Wiper Weenie

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down

It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.

by HerbErtlinger November 13, 2020

Drift weenie

Partying all day with the boys. My dick smells like shit. When you are at a drift event all day and can't talk to a girl cause of smelling like drift weenie.

Casey: Ariel, you can talk to her.
Ariel: I can't talk to her, I have drift weenie.

by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 26, 2022

Teensee weenie

A German sausage that doesn't meet the legal length requirements to be sold on the market as it is to small.

Jill the German asked the butcher isn't that sausage a Teensee Weenie

by Garyman21 September 5, 2021

Weeny whiner

Someone who moans constantly on fb

Andy stop being a weeny whiner

by Mrunknown1 April 6, 2021

Weenie Cat

Degragatory name used for a man dressing up as a woman

Yo have you seen Mac, he is being a weenie cat tonight.

by H. Kong August 8, 2023

Weenie McFeenie

A more advanced way to say “is what it is”. Though Weenie McFeenie can be used in various different ways, including being used as an insult, it generally is used as a neutral response.

*Neutral Response Example*

Friend 1: “Dude I can’t believe that happened today at work, I’m just really upset about the whole situation”

Friend 2: “Oh, Weenie McFeenie brah”

*Insulting Example*

Friend 1: “Brah I really don’t want to do anything today besides portal”

Friend 2: “Yea yea yea whatever, Weenie McFeenie”

by NippleBob Crane March 4, 2021

Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"

by drowning.silence April 6, 2015