5 J

A Five Dollar Joint.

Yo man got any 5 J's?

by Rabid762 November 25, 2009

J-Spec

literally stands for Japanese Spec

-Parts that are domestic to the country of Japan

-Also referred to as JDM

Person 1"that bumper looks cool what is it?"
Owner " That's a J-Spec bumper"

by Alex CRX Salinas February 12, 2009

J-shelf

When you shelf (normally insert something into the rectum) something up the Jap eye (dick hole)

shelf Jap eye

Jayden said at first it hurt when he got J-shelfed whilst getting pegged, but then Joe gave him a wristy at the same time making it feel good

by Susman August 1, 2016

J Forbes

when a girl is receiving oral sex and has her period

John was giving Jill a serious helping of oral sex when Jill did a J Forbes right into John's mouth.

by CallingYouOut77 August 18, 2010

Lauren J

amazing girl whom you wish you could see more often. will make your heart beat right out of your chest.

i just hung out with Lauren J at the ymca!!

have you met Lauren J? isn't she amazing?

by jas-sid September 26, 2011

J-Schwiggity

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl.

I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends

by #3OrDie July 19, 2018