Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Alex

Alex is fat, an amo and a twink. Every chance he gets he puts on an autistic accent. He's terrible at video games and even worse at football. He won't admit that rugby and f1 are better sports. He can't keep a girlfriend and if he can get one to stick woth him for more than a month, she'll make his life He'll.

I wouldn't wanna be alex

by Thundercracker March 25, 2025

to alex

Loving you or caring for you wasnt the hardest part for me. The hardest part was letting you go and realizing that my love alone wasn’t enough for you. My last act of love for you is letting you go. And I know it will hurt while doing this, but it is the best option if I really did love you. However, I still do love you. That’s why it is so difficult to let you go. I really wanted to fight for us, our relationship. I want you to perceive me as loyal and loving. But I saw the slowly disappearing love you had for me. I saw the distance that slowly appeared too. I saw it in your actions that you didn’t perceive me as your love or the one. And I knew that maybe something was off, maybe you wanted more than just me. And I knew that your heart was located else where. So like I said, as my last act of love for you, I decided to just let go. I haven’t let go fully, but slow and steadily I will. This isn’t because I have no love for you, which I love you so much, it is more of because that your love is no longer existing for me. And maybe just one day, you will notice how much effort I have put into our relationship, and maybe you’ll also understand that me letting go was my last I love you to you.

Whos alex?:idk someone who broke me?

Whos it for again?: to alex

by indiarubber March 26, 2025

ALEX

A guy that punched solid wood out of anger and for hardening knuckles for combat

alex is a good fighter

by @Ie xxx March 28, 2025

ALEX

A guy that punched solid wood out of anger and for hardening knuckles for combat

alex is a good fighter

by @Ie xxx March 28, 2025

alex

alex is a fucking g, pure lad, amazing dude, ive known 7 alex's all of which have fucked my mom and given me a mclaren. alex has a monsterous dick that does not go unused. ever go to a party and theres an alex there, enjoy the booze cus your not getting any poon. though alex does not fuck with tortas.

"holy fuck alex is so fucking cool" - milf, broad, ur gf, ur ex, anyone with two sets of lips who isnt a torta

by probablynotalex? March 30, 2025

ALEX (elianneys bf)

Alex is the first love you’d always think about, he is sweet and kind and loves battle cats and jojos (those who know) he’s the funniest person in the world and makes me feel comfortable and loved <3
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life

Alex (elianneys bf) the love of my life

Roblox is life

life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference

by Stitch ;u; April 2, 2025