Rule 782

If a vending machine cannot spew out a snack/drink, then you have to shake it.

Guy: *Pays for a snack in the vending machine*
Snack: *gets stuck*
Guy: “RULE 782! *shakes machine*”
Alarm: *goes off*
Snack: *falls*
Guy: “atleast I got it. Thank god I followed rule 782!”

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

Teranen’s rule

Teranen’s rule (named after Finnish furry artist teranen, who attempted to strictly put his nsfw artwork under a paywall but failed) is an internet rule which says “No matter how hard someone puts something under a paywall, the internet will eventually & inevitably leak it w/ little to no exceptions”. in other words, it means it’s almost impossible to keep in exclusive content under a paywall w/o it getting leaked on the internet.

“Belle Delphine & Sophie Rain are a few of the many people who have been a victim of Teranen’s rule”

by Startupedition November 27, 2025

Tie-Rule

More ties on at once= higher position over others

Joe walked in today and fired his boss, how? more bcause of the tie-rule

by machracer September 29, 2009

Rule 3074

If it responds with more then 4 y’s it can killed.

“Dude Lily just texted me hey! How should I respond?”

“Did she fallow rule 3074?”

“Shit your Right.”

by Finn the bin April 27, 2021

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Rule 6969

Women must do the dishes no matter the situation.

Woman:Husband do the dishes.
Man:Look at rule 6969.

by Johnny Dildoe May 10, 2025

Rule 34

Some weird-ass internet rule that could severely damage one's childhood.

Rule 34 is the rule that if something exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
(i disrecommend searching it up)

by that fucking degenerate weeb April 15, 2018