A condition in which the affected individual is unwilling to exert effort into maintaining friendships so resorts to collecting 'lame ducks' (the socially inept) who are otherwise incapable of forming friendships. A degree of empathy is involved as those with lame Duck Syndrome lack the ability to leave people marginalised or uncomfortable in social situations; they gravitate towards the socially awkward 'lame ducks' in an attempt to make them feel more comfortable. The 'lame ducks' are consequently grateful and cling to the affected believing in the existence of a friendship, thus the affected often suffer as they do not end up socialising with the people they ought to be, but rather act as the glue holding together a group of social outcasts.
This syndrome may be recognised in an individual who does not appear socially defective, yet socialises (in an often perfunctory manner) with those who are; the 'weird kids', outsiders and the psychologically unstable.
This syndrome may be recognised in an individual who does not appear socially defective, yet socialises (in an often perfunctory manner) with those who are; the 'weird kids', outsiders and the psychologically unstable.
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by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008
Get the Red Skeet Syndrome mug.(Abbreviated CCS) When a song is stuck in one's head, but only the chorus or a section or phrase in the chorus can be recollected.
Garret: bmbdmmb... ROCK THE CASBAH! ROCK THE CASBAH!
Arnold: Dude, what's wrong with you?!?!?!!
Garret: Ehh just Catchy Chorus Syndrome. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!
Arnold: Dude, what's wrong with you?!?!?!!
Garret: Ehh just Catchy Chorus Syndrome. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!
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Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much
Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man
Person 1: shit. That really sucks
Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man
Person 1: shit. That really sucks
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This guy I know has whiny man syndrome and gripes about his pathetic love life to get attention. It is the biggest turn off in the world.
by fanofself June 3, 2015
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This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.
This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.
My co-worker Ashlie was so sweet, but as soon as she got promoted, her white woman syndrome kicked in. Now she yells at me for being 5 minutes late to work.
My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.
She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.
My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.
She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.
by tortured employee November 7, 2010
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famous cases of Axl Rose Syndrome include:
Guns N Roses
Smashing Pumpkins
Foghat
Megadeth
Social Distortion
Guns N Roses
Smashing Pumpkins
Foghat
Megadeth
Social Distortion
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