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mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge
"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice
by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018
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Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.
"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"
by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019
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Milk-Juice Man

Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.
Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.
by Harold;-}} December 30, 2021
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Anal gestation juice

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later
"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"
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Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.
Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"
by Citychick213 December 22, 2016
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Pissing In The Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your mates who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: Oi stop pissing in the orange juice!
Chris Peacock: Stop drinking it then!
by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021
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