Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.

“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”

by Penal man May 1, 2020

Dear butter

The residue you get around your penis from having sex!

Hey you got some dear butter from last night?

by Yourmom_90 May 10, 2020

Butter Dish

A dish used to hold butter, an edible lactose product .

He put the butter back in the butter dish.

by Harry Greenberg May 16, 2020

butter dish

un puto plato donde va la manteca manga de inoperantes

honey, pasame el butter dish <3<3

by alejo devil May 16, 2020

An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

by The Govenor May 18, 2020

Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.

Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020