goo goo juice

when someone talks fast and spits saliva at you and for some dumb reason you swallow it

i is addicted to goo goo juice

by IQ300 March 7, 2019

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happy juice powerade

A mixture of powerade and vodka, so you can take in public (festivals, parties, etc.) without getting in trouble

"Hey dude, can I have a sip of that powerade?"
"Yeah it has vodka in it though."
"Yeah man this is happy juice powerade?!"

by luvluvluv July 13, 2014

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mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

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Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.

"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"

by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019

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Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.

Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.

by Harold;-}} December 30, 2021

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