Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

by Dabundy November 27, 2017

Get Behind the Velvet

In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.

"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green

by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013

Life Gets Better

Expression of appreciation for the small joys in life.

Goomba #1 picked up a penny and exclaimed "Life Gets Better!"

by Skytrain Riders November 11, 2011

Get Wasted Wednesday

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.

A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"

by michaldabest December 25, 2022

Get her bucked

Vulgar, hard hitting cry of exclaimation, typically used within explicit sexual dialogue between males. Also commonly abbreviated to 'GHB'.

"I'm really starting to like her"
"Get her bucked"

"My granny died last night"
"Get her bucked"

by Fockin August 20, 2008

GET PUT

used when you are bitched out of a conversation and kindly ask the person to get put

IRSOCOOL: UR A FAG BITCH

MAN 1: OOO OWNED

GET-PUT: PLZ GET PUT :(

by irsocool October 14, 2008

getting the greg

Greg n. (gre-guh)

Origins: TRyP from irc created the greg when he explained how he had slept with multiple women at once, then came onto irc and confessed he had advanced HIV and AIDS.

1. A disease which makes you stupid. "Hey dude, you're getting the greg."

2. Person on IRC who has recieved advanced HIV and AIDS from coming in contact with someone who has the greg. "Hey did you he that <PoorlyToldJoke > got the greg?"

3. When you get fired from a low paying job after working only a week. "Hey dude, i heard that your boss gave you the greg."

4. Being addicted to cocaine. "Hey i had to go to rehab for getting the greg."

by LordPerve November 15, 2004